花朵 发表于 2008-11-27 20:12:16

 面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表

<font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">……</font></font><font face="新細明體 ">主考官看完第一位填好的简历半天没说话，董事长差点就呕吐了。</font></strong></font><font face="Times New Roman "><font face="?? "><br /></font><font face="新細明體 "></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>他是这样填写的：</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>姓名：英文的还是中文的？</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>年龄：这是私人问题。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>身高：这跟工作有关系么。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>体重：随时改变，饭前饭后都不同。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>居住地：那是一个特别的地方，我生命的舞台。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电话：爱立信手机。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电子邮件：只留给漂亮和富有的女孩。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>上班时间：越短越好。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>应征职位：找一个不做什么实事，但能被美女包围的职位。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>学历：毕业于一个你找不着的大学。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>语言能力：侃大山是专长。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>兴趣：睡得天昏地暗。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>生日：正月初七</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>经历：游戏人生。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>曾任职位：高级的或者低级的都是一种经历。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>婚姻状况：我正在寻找漂亮又富有的女孩，希望在你们公司能找到。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>未来期望：只负责主席台讲话，并且希望尽早退休。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>希望待遇：比实际工作量拿得多就行。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">接着，他们再看第二位应征者时，主考官眼冒金花，董事长更当场晕倒。</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">  </font></font></strong></font></font><font face="?? "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>姓名：父母取的</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>年龄：不小了</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>身高：很高</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>体重：中等</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>居住地：家里</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电话：在身上</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电子邮件：朋友帮我申请的</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">上班时间：</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">8</font></font><font face="新細明體 ">小时</font></strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>应征职位：一位</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>学历：如果毕业的话有高中学历</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>语言能力：有</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>兴趣：很多</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>生日：还没到吧！</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>经历：刚来的时候摔了一跟头！</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>曾任职位：小学时当过少先队小队长喔！</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>婚姻状况：父母已结婚</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>未来期望：再找好工作</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="新細明體 "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt" color=#ff9900><strong>希望待遇：希望大家都很疼我</strong></font></font>

Ж獨自た漂鋶 发表于 2008-11-29 08:01:44

<font color=#000080 size=6>嘎嘎，挺逗的</font>

寻找白的味道 发表于 2008-11-29 20:50:14

<font color=#ff0000 size=7>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！</font>

七七小巫 发表于 2008-11-29 22:48:17

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刘世珍 发表于 2008-12-28 01:58:36

<p>真赚完了，.笑死我了!</p>
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