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标题: 被老师逼疯的小朋友 [打印本页]
作者: 樱木花盗    时间: 2008-10-30 03:03
标题: 被老师逼疯的小朋友
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: medium"><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师能牛逼到这份上不容易…</span></strong></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: medium"><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> =.= 我问你喔 <p></p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</span></strong> ???</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>为啥北极熊不吃企鹅</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</span></strong> …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> …</p><p><strong>…………………10秒后</strong></p></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: medium"><p></p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</span></strong> 一个在北极 一个在南极</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 答对了~~~答对了~~~…</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 好…第2题</p><p>孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜 一分钟摘一颗一天可以摘几颗???</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</span></strong> 再说一次</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜一分钟摘一颗一天可以摘几颗???</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: 算算算~~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</span></strong> 再说一次</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 孙悟空爬上香瓜树摘香瓜一分钟摘一颗一天可以摘几颗???</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span>:</strong></span> 算算算~~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> e.e …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>不知道</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>答案是不是1440???</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong> ^.^ 恩</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>…</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 其实国小的小朋友也都算1440 …可是</p></span><p></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: medium">──香瓜不长在树上</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: medium"><span style="COLOR: #99cc00"><strong>老师S:</strong></span> 哈~~~狂笑ing</span></p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong> ￣▽￣|||</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: ￣▽￣|||</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong>￣▽￣|||</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff9900"><strong>主任:</strong></span> …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>好吧好吧 我再问你们</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>(；－_－) 认真~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: (；－_－) 认真~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> (；－_－) 认真~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>什么豹用2只脚走路</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong> 顽皮豹…</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>那什么狗是用2只脚走路的</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong> 史奴比</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 答对了^^ 什么猫是用2只脚走路的</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>^^ 小叮当</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 答对了答对了^^~ 什么鸭是用2只走路的</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>抢答~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: 抢答~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong>抢答~~</p><p>唐老鸭~~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>不是每只鸭 子都用2只脚走路吗v(￣?￣)y</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong> ￣▽￣|||</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: ￣▽￣|||</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> ￣▽￣|||</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff9900">主任:</span></strong> e.e …</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #99cc00">老师s:</span></strong> ^.^~~~取笑ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 再问你们 什么鸟是用2只脚在走路</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>抢答~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: 抢答~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> 抢答~~</p><p>每只鸟都用2只脚走路 v(￣?￣)y</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>哪有~麻雀是用跳的v(￣?￣)y</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff9900">主任:</span></strong> …吃饭ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #99cc00">老师S:</span></strong> 对阿 很多鸟都不是用两只脚走路</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>好吧 再问你们</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>(；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: (；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong> (；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>香蕉从树上下来变成啥??</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span> <span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff"> 001</span> :</strong></span> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~当机ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>变茄子。因为摔下来乌青了 v(￣?￣)y</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003 </span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span> 001 :</strong></span> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~功率无效ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 那茄子躺在地上 过不久变成什么?</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003 </span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002 </span>001 :</strong></span> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~持续当机ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>变香蕉。因为乌青好了</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span> <span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span> </span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span> :</strong> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -; △- -~(￣▽￣)~功率开始作业</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 那在躺在地上 过不久又变成啥</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff"> 002</span> <span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span></strong></span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff"> </span>: ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~ 香蕉.茄子…</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>变大便 被我家狗狗吃掉了所以变大便</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003 </span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span> <span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001 :</span></strong></span> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~ 大震撼ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff9900">主任:</span></strong> ..</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>那我再问</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>(；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准备使出10成功力</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: (；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准备使出10成功力</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span>:</span></strong> (；－_－) 认真~~脑细胞功率提升中准备使出10成功力</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>茄子从树上掉下来变成啥</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong> (；－_－) 变香蕉</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>还是茄子 因为摔到地上乌青看不出来 所以还是茄子</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span> </span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff"> 001</span></strong> : ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~顿悟ing</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 那茄子躺在地上过不久变成啥</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong>v(￣?￣)y大便</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong>: 香蕉</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong> 大便</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong> 还是茄子 乌青好了 还是看不出来所以还是茄子</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003 </span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span> <span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span> :</strong></span> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>那茄子躺在地上 过不久又变啥</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友</span><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">:</span></strong> v(￣?￣)y大便</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #cc99ff">002</span></strong></span>: 大便</p><p><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc"><strong>小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003:</span></strong></span> 大便</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #3366ff">老师:</span></strong>还是茄子 v(￣?￣)y 因为我家狗狗不吃茄子</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff9900">主任:</span></strong> e.e~~~严重偷笑ing…</p><p><span style="COLOR: #339966"><strong>老师S:</strong></span> 哈~~~~~~</p><p><strong><span style="COLOR: #ff99cc">小朋友<span style="COLOR: #99ccff">003</span><span style="COLOR: #cc99ff"> 002</span> <span style="COLOR: #ff00ff">001</span> :</span></strong> ~(￣▽￣)~(- -;△- -~(￣▽￣)~ 尴尬…</p>
作者: 木木    时间: 2008-10-30 03:17
<font color=#ff9900 size=3>晕死了噢。。。这样的老师要踢出学校，太讨厌了，把小孩子的脑子都教坏了。。。。</font>
作者: 丫丫    时间: 2008-10-30 12:04
学校是教脑筋急转弯的么！这太搞了吧
作者: 灬莫问    时间: 2008-10-30 16:39
<p>这样的老师挺有趣  </p><p>要多多发展些  哈哈 </p>
作者: 七七小巫    时间: 2008-10-31 02:05
<strong><font face=楷体 color=#0000ff size=4>很Q的老师</font></strong>
作者: 追忆孤狼    时间: 2008-10-31 05:56
有能耐你整四岁的？？？？
作者: 寻找白的味道    时间: 2008-10-31 20:17
要事我们老师也这样~~~~~那我就能成为好学生了



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