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标题: 面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表 [打印本页]

作者: 花朵    时间: 2008-11-27 20:12
标题:  面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表
<font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">面试人员给两位前来应征的男士一张履历表</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">……</font></font><font face="新細明體 ">主考官看完第一位填好的简历半天没说话,董事长差点就呕吐了。</font></strong></font><font face="Times New Roman "><font face="?? "><br /></font><font face="新細明體 "></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>他是这样填写的:</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>姓名:英文的还是中文的?</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>年龄:这是私人问题。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>身高:这跟工作有关系么。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>体重:随时改变,饭前饭后都不同。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>居住地:那是一个特别的地方,我生命的舞台。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电话:爱立信手机。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电子邮件:只留给漂亮和富有的女孩。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>上班时间:越短越好。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>应征职位:找一个不做什么实事,但能被美女包围的职位。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>学历:毕业于一个你找不着的大学。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>语言能力:侃大山是专长。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>兴趣:睡得天昏地暗。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>生日:正月初七</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>经历:游戏人生。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>曾任职位:高级的或者低级的都是一种经历。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>婚姻状况:我正在寻找漂亮又富有的女孩,希望在你们公司能找到。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>未来期望:只负责主席台讲话,并且希望尽早退休。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>希望待遇:比实际工作量拿得多就行。</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">接着,他们再看第二位应征者时,主考官眼冒金花,董事长更当场晕倒。</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">  </font></font></strong></font></font><font face="?? "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="?? "><font size=3><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>姓名:父母取的</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>年龄:不小了</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>身高:很高</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>体重:中等</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>居住地:家里</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电话:在身上</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>电子邮件:朋友帮我申请的</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font color=#ff9900><strong><font face="新細明體 ">上班时间:</font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman ">8</font></font><font face="新細明體 ">小时</font></strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>应征职位:一位</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>学历:如果毕业的话有高中学历</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>语言能力:有</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>兴趣:很多</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>生日:还没到吧!</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>经历:刚来的时候摔了一跟头!</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>曾任职位:小学时当过少先队小队长喔!</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>婚姻状况:父母已结婚</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font size=3><font face="新細明體 " color=#ff9900><strong>未来期望:再找好工作</strong></font><font face="?? "><font face="Times New Roman "><br /></font></font></font><br /><font face="新細明體 "><font style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt" color=#ff9900><strong>希望待遇:希望大家都很疼我</strong></font></font>
作者: Ж獨自た漂鋶    时间: 2008-11-29 08:01
<font color=#000080 size=6>嘎嘎,挺逗的</font>
作者: 寻找白的味道    时间: 2008-11-29 20:50
<font color=#ff0000 size=7>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!</font>
作者: 七七小巫    时间: 2008-11-29 22:48
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作者: 刘世珍    时间: 2008-12-28 01:58
<p>真赚完了,.笑死我了!</p>




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