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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一天小明手上打着石膏,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师问:你的手怎么了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小明说:断掉了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师说:为什么?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小明说:因为我太懒了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师说:太懒手会断?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可是我懒的用手弄,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 所以</span></font><span lang=EN-US>................. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>............ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">在大陆做生意的台商,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 由于家眷都在台湾,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 所以每个晚上都喜欢跑声色场所。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一天他不幸被公安逮到,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 台胞证被盖了个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">淫虫</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">两个大字。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他很不高兴,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是透过关系花了一些钱,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 要把这着不雅的名词去除。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 过了一星期,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 朋友告诉他办好了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他想,在大陆只要有钱哪有办不到的事?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他接到台胞证后兴冲冲打开一看,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 里面赫然盖了个三个大字:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 非淫虫。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">后来他透过更有力的人士想要把这</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 非淫虫</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 三个字弄掉,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 因为他觉得这三个字还是不雅,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 所以这次交代一定要把这件事解决。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 因为下个月他就要回台湾了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.... <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 朋友也跟他再三保证,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一定没问题,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 只是礼数绝不可少。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 又过了一星期,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 朋友来找他,对他说:这次真的办好了!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他赶紧把台胞证接过来一看,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 上面写着:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 非洲淫火虫</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">3.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">甲乙丙三人一起出游,甲感冒了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 晚上,大家同睡一床,甲睡中间。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 半夜</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">甲打了一个大喷涕,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 乙丙整个脸上都是甲的结晶。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 乙丙:下次要通知我们</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 过了半个时辰,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 甲:注意了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 乙丙闻言赶紧钻入棉被中,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 并确定与外界没有连通</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果,甲放了个屁。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">4. </span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我有一次和几个同学</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 去<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1ersonName ProductID="高中" w:st="on">高中</st1ersonName>老师家看他,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那是一个老头,临走,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们留下一些水果送给老师,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可是老师紧紧拉住班长的笔记本电脑包说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看看,来看我还带什么东西呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 放在门口就好了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">5.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">陪朋友打的去见一个网友,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 快到的时候,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 朋友指着不远处一个奇丑无比的女孩对司机说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看到那个女的了吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看到了,在那儿停?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不,撞死她!!!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">6.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一天在东方广场约网友</span></font><span lang=EN-US>MM</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">见面,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不想显的太土,约在星巴克。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 等</span></font><span lang=EN-US>MM</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">时觉得不买点东西不合适,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就到柜台点咖啡。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 服务员问:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">您要点什么?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 当天没带眼镜,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 咖啡厅灯光昏暗,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我使劲看价牌,还是看不见</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就说了一句:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看不清楚!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 服务员:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好的,卡布奇诺!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是我就喝到了在星巴克的第一杯</span></font><span lang=EN-US>Cappuccino…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">7.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">某公司经理叫秘书转呈公文给老板:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">报告老板,下个月欧洲有一批订单,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我觉得公司需要带人去和他们开会。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老板在公文后面短短签下:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“ Go a head”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 经理收到之后,马上指示下属买机,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 拟行程,自己则是整理行李。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 临出发那天,被秘书挡下来。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 秘书:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你要干什么?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 经理:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">去欧洲开会啊!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 秘书:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">老板有同意吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 经理:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">老板不是对我说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>Go a head</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 秘书:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来公司那么久,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 难道你还不知道老板的英文程度吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老板的意思是:去个头!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">8.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">某兄喜欢吃鱼。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 沃尔玛的鲈鱼</span></font><span lang=EN-US>9</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">块一斤,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 要是死了放冰上的就</span></font><span lang=EN-US>7</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">块两条,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一样新鲜。某兄下班,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就赶紧跑去买,还是经常被人买走了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某兄就站鱼缸前等啊,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有时候好半天都不死一条。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某兄就用网进去捞,用把手敲鱼的头。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 服务员实在看不下去了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 过来跟该兄说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">先生,昏过去的不算</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">9.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">偶</span></font><span lang=EN-US>MM</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">班任是个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>50</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">多岁的老女人。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一日到男生宿舍探访,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 正好一男生什么也没穿在地下乱窜</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 被班任看到了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 立刻大叫一声跳到床上,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 盖住被子</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 班任留下一句话就走了:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我这么大岁数了什么没见过,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你叫什么叫</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 该同学巨寒</span></font><span lang=EN-US>- -!!! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">10.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">盗版光碟:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">-Are you serious?(</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你是认真的吗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">-No,I'm kidding.(</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我开玩笑的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">电影上的翻译</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>-</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你是席拉瑞丝吗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>-</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我是凯丁</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">11.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大一的时候,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 偶寝室一哥们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一天早上起来</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 发现枕头上有半只大黑蛾子,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 感觉倍儿郁闷。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 提起来正要扔,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 赫然发现蛾子翅膀上的齿印。。。。。。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 全寝室暴寒一学期!!!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">12.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一对男女偷情,丈夫突然回家,男的没顾穿衣服就跳窗逃跑,走在大街上路上围观,</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">男的装着若无其事看天:啊,这就是地球呀。路人说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>cao</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,装鸡毛外星人。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">13.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们寝室对面有一小面馆。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 寝室一室友,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 特爱耍酷,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某日正待在窗边洗头,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 待洗完,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 头发一甩作明星状,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 手指向面馆,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 大喊一声:对面吃小面的朋友们,你们好吗!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">14.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一日同学去中关村转悠</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一小贩凑过去问</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要硬盘不</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">便宜</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 同学拿过来看看</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有多硬</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">15.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">以前大学的时候</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 晚上睡觉前大家都要闲扯一会</span></font><span lang=EN-US>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一次说道如果晚上有歹徒翻进寝室怎么办</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>(</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">当时正报道有个女生寝室被人强奸了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一姐妹说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看见他翻上阳台</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大家一起上</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">然后呢</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">众人问</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 她顿口气接着说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">拖进来轮奸他</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 搞到他精尽人亡</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 让他以后路过我们这栋楼</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">都得绕道走</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">16.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大学的宿舍里有个哥们爱说梦话,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有天晚上我正起来喝口水,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 谁知他突然大吼了一声:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">喂!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">吓得我把杯子打烂了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某天晚上,又继续说梦话,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 喃喃地说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">其实</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">其实</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">怀孕了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">(略带哭腔)</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">17.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一次夏天在外面吃宵夜,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 旁边桌子上坐了一个光膀子的胖子。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 巨胖,上身的肉都是吊起的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 吃了一半,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 传呼机响了(</span></font><span lang=EN-US>9</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">几年的时候)我们一看都不是我们的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果看到那个胖子把腰上面的肉翻起来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 看了下传呼算后又把肉放下来,接到起吃。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 当时我们一桌的美女就喷饭了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">18.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">百度知道</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">急求论文:浅析中国艺术的意境美</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">悬赏分:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>0 - </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">解决时间:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>2007-6-22 18:24 <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">急求论文:浅析中国艺术的意境美</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2500</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">字</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~3000</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">字</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大家有的帮帮忙,先谢谢列!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">浅析中国艺术的意境美</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">悬赏分:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>0 - </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">解决时间:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>2007-6-24 14:12 <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">湖师文理的同学们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我是教你们美术概论的<st1ersonName ProductID="曹" w:st="on">曹</st1ersonName>老师</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">关于本次浅析中国艺术的意境美的论文</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">为了防止你们抄袭</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我已经把百度搜索到的关于浅析中国艺术的意境美的前</span></font><span lang=EN-US>40</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">页的所有网</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">页全浏览过</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">目前还在继续浏览其他的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">请你们注意了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要自己动脑</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">19.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一个同学,他的电脑每天早上会自动开机(估计是因为宿舍里早上来电的时候一瞬间</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">冲开的)。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">结果他老人家拿了一个符贴在了电脑上。。。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">20.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">某日,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>A</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君在厕所里面拉屎,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 估计拉不出来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就在厕所里面狂吠。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 此时,外面的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君听到,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是高声唱到:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">拉不出来一声吼啊!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 更绝的是,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>C</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君马上接着唱到:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">再拉不出来就用手抠啊!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 此后,此歌成为我们寝室的室歌</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">21.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">照科目三考试,早晨</span></font><span lang=EN-US>5</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">点就让集合,自然考的时候迷迷糊糊。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">轮到我上车,起步,走,稳妥的开,考官不说话,坐在旁边。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">突然,考官对我说,加油,同学。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">顿时,我受宠若惊,心里一股暖流,心想,多好的考官啊,知道我紧张,还鼓励我。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">于是,我微笑着对考官说,谢谢考官。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">考官一愣,显得有点无奈。就这么开,转弯过了,考官又来了一句,加油!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我又温暖了一把,感动了一把,还是微笑着说,谢谢考官!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">考官好像更无语了,强忍着面部表情,摇了摇头。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">快到终点了,考官第</span></font><span lang=EN-US>3</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">遍不耐烦的说,加油!加油!同学。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">还没等我谢字说出口,考官挺着身子指着我踩油门的右脚说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我是让你踩油门的脚加油,不是给你加油!你以为这是奥运会,我来看你比赛的啊!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">22.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">夜</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">四人寝室一人睡着了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还有三人在讨论追女孩子第</span></font><span lang=EN-US>1</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">次怎么表白</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 讨论得正热闹</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那个睡着的醒了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 啥也别说了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">咱们睡觉吧</span></font><span lang=EN-US>..... <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">23.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">北大的研究生和本科生校区是分开的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 研究生在一个名叫万柳的校区。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 在本科生校区,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 也就是北大本部小西门那个地方有一个自行车停车场,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 专门为研究生准备的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 墙上写着</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">万柳同学停车处</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一次和一朋友从那过,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 见他欲言又止,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 最后挣扎了半天终于疑惑地问我:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你说这万柳同学是谁呀,真牛</span></font><span lang=EN-US>X</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,这么多自行车!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">24.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">刚开学</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 来了个新的英语老师</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他要求以后我们回答问题必需都英语回答</span></font><span lang=EN-US>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后他开始点名</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:NO.1. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他喊</span></font><span lang=EN-US>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们班</span></font><span lang=EN-US>1</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">号就站了起来</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 喊了声</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">到</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><st1ersonName ProductID="那个" w:st="on"><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那个</span></font></st1ersonName><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">老师说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>lease in English!(</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">请用英语回答</span></font><span lang=EN-US>) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我那同学挠了挠头</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 憋了半天答了句:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 导~~~(发第二音)</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">25.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们宿舍哥们暴强,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一日他发现蚊帐里有只蚊子,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 忙活抓了半天没抓到,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 哥们叹了一口气说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">妈的,饿死你!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后迅速把蚊帐收了起来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 忍了好几天没挂蚊帐,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 最后终于把蚊子给饿死了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们那个汗呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~~~~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还是蚊帐的事:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一日他又发现蚊帐里竟然飞进一只苍蝇,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 跟我们说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我非弄死他</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">苍蝇可是耐饿呀,看来你是靠不过他的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们看吧</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这人抄起一本小说钻进蚊帐,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 封口。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 边看小说边不停的挥动扇子,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就是不让苍蝇落地,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果两个小时后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 苍蝇终于飞不动了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他凑过去捅了捅苍蝇说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">飞呀小样,爷书还没看够呢</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">26.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一考入北京某大学的学生与校友的对话:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你是云南的?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"YES" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">哇</span></font><span lang=EN-US>..</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好远啊</span></font><span lang=EN-US>...." <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>.......... <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US> "</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">云南解放没有?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">没有,我们上课的时候都带着枪</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US> "</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你原来会说汉语</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~!" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来的时候在火车上刚学的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" . <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US> “</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们住窑洞吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不,我们住树上</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">云南是不是在昆明?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US> "</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">恩,云南是昆明的省会。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你的很多小辫子呢</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">为了上大学只好剪掉了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们还吃生肉吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们老大发明了燧木取火,我们吃烧烤,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你是云南人啊?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">是啊。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那太好了,下次我去拉萨旅游,就住你家了啊。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">没问题,不过我家离拉萨稍有点远。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那你们怎么来上学</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">骑驴到北京后坐飞机。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那一定很久才到吧</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">习惯了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">提前半年出发就行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"………………</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 怎么不骑马呢?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">在云南,骑马的都是穷人干的事情,像我们考出来的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 都是骑骆驼和驴的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">然后云南没有高考,考试都是比赛射箭,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> <st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="1" NumberType="3" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="1" UnitName="公里">一公里</st1:chmetcnv>以外摆个牌子,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">写上</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">清华</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">旁边放一个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">北大</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">然后一个人有三次机会,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我第一次射清华,第二射北大,都失败了,最后为了保险,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 射了最近的一块牌子,就是这个学校</span></font><span lang=EN-US>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">27.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我大学时,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 宿舍的厕所堵了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一哥们自告奋勇,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说他去通之,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 用一跟<st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="1" NumberType="3" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="2" UnitName="米">两米</st1:chmetcnv>长的棍子在厕所洞里用力捅,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 三下之后果然通了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还冲了几次水,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 效果很好,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我刚要夸他就发现那个洞里的居然有很强的光,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 仔细一看原来下水道被捅穿了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 楼下还有人在大号,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们在楼下那位冲上来之前都闪了。。。。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">28.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我中专的室友,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一次放假前一块喝酒,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 后来喝多了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 上到</span></font><span lang=EN-US>3</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">楼楼梯口看到走廊上有水,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 突然摆脱扶他的两个兄弟,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说了一句:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我要游到我们宿舍去</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后就一个前扑动作,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 扑到走廊上做起蛙泳的动作,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 周围人倒!!!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这样游了四五米后,终于被人拉了起来</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">29.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们宿舍</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 晚上有去通宵要么就是出去和老婆打野战的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 很晚回来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 喊我们开门,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后我们就让他们对口号,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 天王盖地虎,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 宝塔镇河妖,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 么哈么哈,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 脸怎么黄了?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他们要是不说是吃屎吃黄的绝对不开门。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一次冬天晚上下鱼,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 风又挺大,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一哥们冻的不行了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 回来就敲门,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 也不对暗号了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 直接就在那喊,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我脸是吃屎吃黄的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 赶紧开门吧。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 声音之洪亮,我们住</span></font><span lang=EN-US>1</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">楼,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>3</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">楼的都听见了。。。。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">30.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我上铺痛经很严重,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 每次到周期都要卧床休息。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们这些室友就坐在她床边一边照顾她一边聊天。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一次她痛得受不了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说要做手术把子宫切除了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 反正她也不想要孩子。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们就在罗列子宫切除后的好处。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 除了再也不用痛经,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>A</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说还可以节省卫生巾的钱,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说可以节省买套套的钱,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>C</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说更不用花大钱做人流了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 轮到最后一个,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 她想了半天,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 切下来的子宫我们可以炒着吃,应该挺补的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">31.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">从左岸到中关大道上有很多卖****的人</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 见你走过去</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就问</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 哥们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要片儿吗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们起初很反感后来习惯了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一个寝室一哥们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 和女友去中关村配电脑</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 回来特别郁闷</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说被卖片儿的骚扰</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 大家说没什么</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这哥们说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 问题是那</span></font><span lang=EN-US>SB <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 过来问我</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">哥们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">****儿拍吗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>?" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">32.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">还有一个,是听别人说的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 话说月底最穷的时候,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一寝室人都没钱了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 又不敢问家里要,集体节食。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 为了节约体能,大家都翘课了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 中午辅导员来寝室,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 见一个个都有气无力地在床上躺着,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 很是诧异。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还没开口,就听寝室老大慢悠悠地说了声</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">午饭时间到</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 大家晃晃悠悠地从床上下来,到水房喝一通自来水,回来继续睡</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">33.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大学有一个女同学,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 北京人,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 冷幽默的那种。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 她说起她高考后查分的事情。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 打电话到查分台查分。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 查到数学分数的时候,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 电话里报:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">您的数学分数是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>6——” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 听到这,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 她心里一阵窃喜:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">嘿,数学让我蒙到</span></font><span lang=EN-US>60</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">多分了?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“——</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">分!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">电话里面接着报。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">34.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大一,石家庄,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 冬天,一日天寒地冻,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 正好是上午下课吃饭时间,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 路上全是朝食堂走的人群,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们班几个走到图书馆前,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这里有口大水塘,结了薄薄一层冰,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们几个南方的就讨论</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这冰面能不能承受一个人的重量,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这时来自陕西的老大现身说法地跳上了冰面,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 说:没问题,看还能走人呢,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不仅能走还能大跳呢。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 言毕,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 只见老大以慢动作从冰面慢慢沉入池底,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 手还保持着向我们挥动的姿势,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 全校大部分同学均目瞪口呆地了这个精彩的瞬间。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老大反应身手了得,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 几个扑腾到了岸边,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后迅雷不及掩耳爬起来就跑,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 等我们回到寝室只见其拥被于床说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不用说了,以后谁再提,我灭谁。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">35.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是走进街角的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>199</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">吃到饱的火锅店</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 想说借个厕所用用</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是我跑到二楼去</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 二楼是还在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 但是却发现有一间厕所贴著</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">故障待修</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">请勿使用</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我实在是忍不住了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 管他三七二十一,反正四下无人</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 霹雳啪啦</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好爽!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结束后</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我走下楼去却发现空无一人</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 奇怪了,正值晚餐时间</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">刚才楼下还高朋满座</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 怎么一下子就人去楼空呢?连服务生和接待都不见了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">於是我走近吧台,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 并且问到:有人在吗?怎么都没人了?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 此时,只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 并且开口说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我操!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">刚才大便从天花板掉下来</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">打到电风扇的时候你不在吗?算你运气好</span></font><span lang=EN-US>...... <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">36.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">熄灯后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男生宿舍集体高呼</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来电!来电!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果</span></font><span lang=EN-US>5</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">分钟后真的来电;</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 接着,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男生宿舍集体高喊</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">晚点熄灯!晚点熄灯!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后真的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>11</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>50</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">才熄灯;</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 最后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男生宿舍集体高叫</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">女人!女人!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">37.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">高中时讲排列组合,分组做题。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师叫起磊:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们组多少人?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 磊:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">十二个。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好,那你算一下,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 十二个人排队,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你不能站在排头和排尾,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 则有多少种排法?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 磊埋头算:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">啊,有十二个人,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我不能在排头</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不能在排尾</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一会儿,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 终于糊涂,做错。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老师怒,罚磊站。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 又叫起波:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们组多少人?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 波惧,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 半晌,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 答:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">三个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">38.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">前两天,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 公司的山东客户老张打来电话,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 向我询问一些工作上的问题。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们在电话里聊了好半天,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 最后为了便于网上交流,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我让他留下电子邮箱地址。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">老张说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你记一下,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我的地址是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老张的汉语拼音全拼</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 后头没有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.com.” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">后头没有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.com</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我一边记录一边琢磨着,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 邮箱后缀中没有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.cn</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">是正常的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 但是如果没有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.com</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,那还是邮箱吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">于是,我忙问他:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">@后边是什么啊?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 也就是说,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你邮箱是在哪个网站上建立的?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老张说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不是告诉你后头没有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.com</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">了吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! ” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 见我还不明白,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老张有点不耐烦了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> ,说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">干脆我把地址发到你手机上好了,省得你听不懂。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">挂了电话,几分钟后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我的手机响了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我打开一看,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 顿时恍然大悟。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 原来,他的邮箱是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>laozhang</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">@</span></font><span lang=EN-US>hotmail.com <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">39.A:I'm sorry! <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">B:I'm sorry,too. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A:I'm sorry three. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">B:What are you sorry for? <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A:I'm sorry five. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">40.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">拨通</span></font><span lang=EN-US>800-820-3800 <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:你好,请问这里是微软吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:是的,请问您有什么事吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:前几天看到你们发布公告,不是说好了要黑屏的吗?我都等一天了,怎么还不黑啊</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。。。。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>#%$^&@ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:你们到底黑不黑了?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:说啊,你们黑不黑?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:黑</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">盗版的才黑,你是盗版吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:是啊,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>100%</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">盗版,绝对盗版</span></font><span lang=EN-US>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:那不应该啊,对了,你打开自动更新了吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:打开了啊,早早的就打开了,就等着看黑屏呢!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软;</span></font><span lang=EN-US>##$%^&%$#@$%… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:怎么了?不需要打开啊?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:需要,需要!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:那咋还不黑呢?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:你的自动更新有提示你下载补丁吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">用户:这倒没有,我等老半天了,最后等不了了,自己去你们网站上下了一个,结果还是</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不黑,你说这玩意整的!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">微软:对不起,先生,我们暂时无法解决你的问题,呆会找技术人员跟你联系,谢谢!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">挂机</span></font><span lang=EN-US>………… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">41.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小平和毛主席散步。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小平</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">租西</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">四介桑最同库地是洒子四琴喽?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 主席</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">桑班!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小平</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">莫友比择更库地了?!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 主席深吸了一口烟</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">凝视前方</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">田田桑班</span></font><span lang=EN-US>..... <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小平继续问:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有崽同库地吗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 主席二目一瞪,把烟袋一摔:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">甲板!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小平又问:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那崽崽同库滴哩?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 主席急了,说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">白甲板!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">42.——</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">昨天坐公车的时候,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 公车司机一直盯着我看,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就象我没买票似的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>——</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那你怎么办?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>——</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">很简单,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我也一直盯着他看,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就象我买了票似的</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">43.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">夏天的某次下课</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我趴在课桌上闭着眼睛迷糊</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 迷糊中感觉有人的手臂碰到我的手指了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我以为是同桌</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就用指甲抠了他一下</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 发现没反应</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我又加重力量抠了他一下</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还是没动</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">郁闷了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这不符合我的同桌的作风呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 难道抠轻了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 所以我就一顿猛折腾</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 又是抓</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">又是扭的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 折腾了一会</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">自己都感觉不对劲了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 稍稍睁开眼</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 发现是老师坐在我同桌的位置</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 正不可思议看着我</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那手上那块皮肤都红了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">44.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们撮合公司里一对儿暧昧的男女,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 但女的喜欢男的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男的不喜欢女的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一次,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 四个人坐到一起,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你小子对我们毫米有感觉就别装了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 赶紧表白,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 谁想,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这家伙懒洋洋的坐在椅子上,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 用手摸了一下自己裤裆:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有个</span></font><span lang=EN-US></span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">感觉啊,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你们看,连硬都不硬,平平的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那女孩赶紧关切的说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 是么,我摸摸</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">45.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">英国《每日电讯报》4日报道,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一南威尔士人看到一个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">明亮、静止</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">的不明飞行物,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是拨打</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">999</span></font><span lang=EN-US>”</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">向警方紧急报告自己的发现。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 英国警方4日公布了这段通话记录,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 内容如下:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 警:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这里是南威尔士警察,你遇到什么紧急事件?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 民:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">其实也不怎么紧急。我只是需要告诉你们,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 山那头有一个明亮、静止的物体。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 警:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 民:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果你们有几分钟空闲,也许你们能来看看它是什么?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 它在那停留至少半小时,而且现在还在那里。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 警:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">它在那停留半小时。好。它是在山上还是在天上?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 民:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">它在天上。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 警:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我会派人到那查清楚。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 民:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">OK。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 通话记录包括警员赶赴现场后与总部的通话内容。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 总部:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">(代号)阿尔法</span></font><span lang=EN-US>—</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">祖鲁20,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 天上那个物体,有人查看它没有?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 在场警员:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">是的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 它是月亮。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 完毕。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">46.800</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">壮士为什么只剩下</span></font><span lang=EN-US>300</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">人了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 因为伍佰去唱歌了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是这</span></font><span lang=EN-US>300</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">壮士又吸纳了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>100</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">人</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是他们变成了什么</span></font><span lang=EN-US>? <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 蜘蛛侠</span></font><span lang=EN-US>(</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">四百的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>MAN) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">47.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一天下午,我同学在建设银行十分无聊的上班,一个穿得很糟糕的女士</span></font><span lang=EN-US>(</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">神经病患者</span></font><span lang=EN-US>)<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来到他窗口,给了他一张纸条要提款。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 纸条上赫然写着</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">兹派</span></font><span lang=EN-US>XX</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">同志于贵银行处提取人民币</span></font><span lang=EN-US>". <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>l</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">后面</span></font><span lang=EN-US>N</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">多个零元。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 落款是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>***C.P</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">中央办公厅</span></font><span lang=EN-US>***</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我同学本来想报警</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">可看该神经病患者女子很认真的样子</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">想想还是打发给保安算鸟</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(~</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">估计保安也是很闲</span></font><span lang=EN-US>). <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 果然</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">保安对该女子说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你这张条子想要提款</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">必须先到对面派出所</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">找所长盖一个章</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,他盖完章</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你再来取钱就没问题啦。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 该女子想都没想,直接就向派出所走去了。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>(</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这保安还真不一般</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">平时有点小看他</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>). <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 大概十多分钟,排队的顾客慢慢多起来的时候,那个女子兴高采烈的回来了,举</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">着那个条子,说:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">人家说啦,办公程序简化了,不用所长批条直接就可以取钱啦。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我这个同学一听到这就不住的感叹</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:pol.ice</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">队伍里真有高人,一句</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">高调</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">就给打</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">发回来了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我这个同学和保安当时就有点傻了,营业大厅有很多人都在,怕她精神病发作起</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来影响正常的秩序,只好把值班主管找来了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 主管和女患者在一边聊了几句,问你取钱做什么用呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">女患者说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">取钱卖面包</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">蛋糕</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">吃的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">卖穿的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">主管指了指不远处的地方,该女子就又高高兴兴地走了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 保安去请教</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">高招</span></font><span lang=EN-US>",</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">主管当时是这样对女患者说的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>: "</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们这里是建行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">只有建房子才</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">能到这里取钱。你取钱买吃的</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那肯定是粮食了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要去农行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">买穿的等东西</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">取钱要到工商银</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">行才行!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我同学打心眼里佩服呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">到底是当主管的啊</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!!!! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>………… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>………… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 过了一会儿</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">该女士又回来了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">而且带来了工行的回答</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">农行的人说了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这里是农</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">只有农民能取钱</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我是城市人口</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">工行的人说了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们这里是公行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">只能公的来取</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">母的不</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!!!!,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说我是贱人</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要到建行取钱</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">48.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大家在聊火车上的见闻的话题。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一兄说他有次坐火车坐的软卧,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果过了一会列车员过来叫他换节车厢,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他问列车员怎么回事,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 列车员告诉他说这节车厢过会有政府官员上来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这节车厢被包了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 大家个个义愤填膺,大骂政府腐败。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一兄语出惊人:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这些王八蛋,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 连火车都不放过,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不但包二奶,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还他妈的包火车!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">49.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">大学有一哥们从来口无遮拦,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 但是常被我们驳倒,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 每次被驳倒之后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他总气急败坏地说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我诅咒你女朋友不是处女!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这招还真灵,大家都拿他没办法。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一天,他又故技重演,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还变本加厉地骂道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我诅咒你们宿舍所有人的女朋友都不是处女!!!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这时,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 宿舍里很少言语的一</span></font><span lang=EN-US>GG <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 在大家都沉默地时候来一句:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们真诚祝福你的女朋友永远都是处女</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">50.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有个老头在北京专吃烤鸭,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 据说地道的烤鸭很难吃到,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有次带了一票人去吃地道的北平烤鸭。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">老板!给份烤鸭,要道地的!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 只见小妹端了一份烤鸭上桌。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">烤鸭到!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老头先止住大伙的口食,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 摸摸烤鸭的屁股,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 气呼呼叫小妹来说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你这不是北平烤鸭,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 是南京板鸭,换一份!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小妹见状赶紧端回去换了一份。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">烤鸭到!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 同样地</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老头摸摸鸭屁股又气呼呼道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小妹!这是天津盐鸭,换!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小妹端回去告诉厨师,又端了一盘上桌。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">烤鸭到!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老头重复动作终于说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">可以吃了!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这是地道北平烤鸭!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 此时突然从厨房跑出一位厨师,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 跪在老头的前面道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我从小就是孤儿,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不知生在何处,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 能否摸摸我</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 告诉我是哪儿人!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">51.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一个黑人到台北的某餐厅,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这个黑人既不懂中文也不会说。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 正不知所措时,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 赫然发现对面的白人</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 指着服务生的裤裆,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是服务生露出会心一笑,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 立刻端上两颗水煮蛋,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那个黑人看得真是垂涎三尺,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 马上如法炮制。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 服务生也是会心一笑,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 端上来</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 两颗皮蛋</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">52.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一位男士走进一家情趣用品店,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后用超级害羞,发抖的声调说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 请</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">请</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">问</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">没</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有有</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 卖卖</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">按按</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">摩</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">器器</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 店员:有啊!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男士:那</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">那</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">种种</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 黑黑</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">黑色</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可可</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">以</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 旋</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">旋旋</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">转转转</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">的?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 店员:对啊,干嘛?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男士:那</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 请</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">请问</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 要</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">要要</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 怎怎</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">么么</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">么</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 把把</span></font><span lang=EN-US>… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 把</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 它</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">它</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">关</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">关关</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">掉?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">53.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一对同是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>67</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">岁的伴侣到性诊所求诊。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 医生问:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有什么问题吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 男士回答道:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你愿意观看我们做爱吗?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 医生虽然觉得有点困惑,仍然答应了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 完事后,医生说道你们做的很好啊,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 没有什么问题,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 收了他们</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$32</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">美金的诊疗费。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 尔后数星期</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这对又陆陆续续来看诊了好几次,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他们都先预约,来到诊所请医生看他们做爱,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 医生也每次宣布没问题,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 并收</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$32</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">美金的诊疗费。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这天医生按耐不住了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 问道:</span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你们到底想找出什么问题?</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 老先生回答道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">没有啦,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他是已婚我们不能去他家,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我也已婚也不能去我家,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 而假期大饭店要收费</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$60</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 希尔顿饭店收费</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$78</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 在你这里只要花</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$32</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 并且我还可用医疗保险扣抵</span></font><span lang=EN-US>$28</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">美金。。。。。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我有一次和几个同学</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 去<st1ersonName ProductID="高中" w:st="on">高中</st1ersonName>老师家看他,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 那是一个老头,临走,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我们留下一些水果送给老师,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可是老师紧紧拉住班长的笔记本电脑包说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">看看,来看我还带什么东西呀</span></font><span lang=EN-US>…… <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 放在门口就好了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">54.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">为配合伟哥药丸在中国的全面销售,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某药品销售公司</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 特邀一群广告界精英人士撰写广告词。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 其中一人在绞尽脑汁苦思冥想后,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 仍一无所获,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 自感有愧于主人的盛情款待,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 交卷时面有惭色,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 递上白纸曰:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 对不起,我想不出来。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 次日,最佳广告语揭晓,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 众人皆大惊,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 伟哥中国地区广告语乃是:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我想</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不出来</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">55.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小</span></font><span lang=EN-US>1</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你给我戴绿帽子</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小</span></font><span lang=EN-US>0</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">说</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">对</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 今天给你戴绿帽子</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 明天给你穿绿衣服</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 后天给你买辆自行车</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 叫你去做邮递员</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">56.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">四鸟吹牛,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 麻雀说:我是老鹰里吸毒的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 乌鸦说:我是孔雀里烧锅炉的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 鹦鹉说:我可是燕子里坐台的。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 盘里的烤鸭喊道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你们算个屁,老子是</span></font><span lang=EN-US>OO</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">功自焚的</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">57.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">乌龟受伤</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">让蜗牛去买药。过了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>2</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">个小时</span></font><span lang=EN-US>.</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">蜗牛还没回来。乌龟急了骂道</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">他妈的再不回</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">来老子就死了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你他妈再说老子不去了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">58.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">语文测验,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一道填空题。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 要求分别填写《背影》和《春》的作者。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 某生一概不知。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 填第一个空时,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他悄悄问同桌,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 答日</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">朱自清。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 填第二个空时他又问,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 答曰</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">还是他。</span></font><span lang=EN-US>" <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他在考卷上填上</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">还是他</span></font><span lang=EN-US>"</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">59.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一次英语考试中,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>A</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君正不知所措,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 忽见</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君已填得满满的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 忙扔纸条过去求救。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不一会儿,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君扔来一个纸团。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>A</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">君大喜,忙拆开。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 只见纸内包着一块橡皮,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 橡皮四面画着</span></font><span lang=EN-US>A</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">、</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">、</span></font><span lang=EN-US>C</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">、</span></font><span lang=EN-US>D</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">四个字母,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 在纸上还有几个字</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">自己掷。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">60. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 同学聚会上,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一兄弟说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">奥运年不太平,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 现在北京的安保程度非常高!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就说我们学校在中南海附近,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 上礼拜我在操场上踢球,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不小心把球踢过了墙,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 结果没想到</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 球还没落地就被狙爆了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>……” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">61. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 剧场里,演出正在进行。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一位观众站起来沿着一排座位走进了休息室。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 几分钟后,他回来了。并向座在这排的第一位的观众问道:请问,我刚才是踩到您的</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">脚了吗?</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 对。不过没关系,现在已经不疼了。那位观众答道。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 不。我不是这个意思,我只是想证实一下我是不是座在这一排</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">62.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一高官到一个农场参观,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 问农夫:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我怎么发现农场里</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一只牛没有长角啊。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 农夫回答:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 牛没有角的原因很多,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可能是遗传,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 生下来就没有,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 还有可能是后来有病脱落了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 而它没有角的原因是,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 它是一匹马。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">63.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小时候吃面条,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 吃着吃着,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 我从喉咙里拖出一根:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">哈哈,会动的面条!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这时,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 爸爸在旁边严肃地说:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">蛔虫有什么好玩的,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 赶快吃饭!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">64.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">庙会上,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 剃头的和卖胡辣汤的吵了起来。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 剃头的师傅边剃头边骂到:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你卖个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>JB</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">胡辣汤,牛</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">嘛啊?!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 卖胡辣汤的不服,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 回骂道:你剃个</span></font><span lang=EN-US>JB</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">头,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 你牛</span></font><span lang=EN-US>B</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">嘛啊?!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 于是,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 正在理发的顾客腾地站了起来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 一脚把卖胡辣汤的锅给踢了!</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">65.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">中国留学生在国外的高速公路出车祸了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 连人带车翻下悬崖,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 交警赶到后向下喊话道:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“How are you?” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 留学生答:</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=EN-US>“I’m fine</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</span></font><span lang=EN-US>thank you</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">!</span></font><span lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后交警走了,留学生就死了</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">66.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一栋楼有四层,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 每一层都住了个怪人,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 第一层的喜欢吃小黄瓜,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 第二层的喜欢把房间染成绿色,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 第三层的喜欢在阳台小便,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 第四层的喜欢耍大刀。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 有一天四楼的耍大刀不小心刀掉下去了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 刚好三楼的要小便,结果切断了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 掉到二层,被染成绿色,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 掉到一楼,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 最后被当成小黄瓜吃掉了。</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">67.</span></font><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一天</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小明来到他未来的丈母娘家作客,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 丈母娘</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你随便坐坐喔</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">菜马上就好</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后就进厨房忙了,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 这时客厅里只剩下紧张的小明和</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 丈母娘养的狗小白</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 突然间</span></font><span lang=EN-US>,</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">小明发现自己的肚子剧痛了起来,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他心想</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不行</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我一定要忍住</span></font><span lang=EN-US>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 可是他实在忍不住了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 噗</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他放了一个无敌臭的响屁,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 他心想:这下死定了</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">一定会被赶出去的</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 没想到丈母娘只是大喊了一声:小白</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小明于是放心的想</span></font><span lang=EN-US>:</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">幸好有小白当我的替死鬼,</span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 然后他又忍不住放了第</span></font><span lang=EN-US>2</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">个屁</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 丈母娘依旧大喊小白</span></font><span lang=EN-US>~~ <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN> </span><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 当他放第三个屁时</span></font><span lang=EN-US>, <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 就看到丈母娘冲出来大骂说</span></font><span lang=EN-US> : <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 37.5pt"><font face=SimSun color=black size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> 小白</span></font><span lang=EN-US>!</span><font face=SimSun><span lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">你是要等到被臭死才会跑是不是</span></font><span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><font face=宋体 color=black size=3><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p> |
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